Thursday, January 10, 2008

Feminism is responsible for all of society's ills

1: Divorce
Before women were able to divorce their husbands, none of them did. But when you give women choices, they make them. Nowadays, a woman may be able to leave if her husband strikes her, mistreats her, is unfaithful, lies all the time, or is simply unsatisfactory in any department. Feminism is therefore directly to blame for the breakdown of marriage.

2: Ladette culture
Before ladies were allowed in pubs, none went in (with the exception of ‘ladies of the night’, naturally). A woman was obligated to keep the gentlemen’s drinking habits in check, usually by ‘nagging’. Nowadays, young women have many of the same choices as young men, and almost as many will get drunk, frequently. Sometimes men will ‘ask them nicely not to’. It’s almost as if men and women are the same species. Feminism is therefore directly to blame for young women imitating, rather than curtailing, the drinking habits of young men.

3: Rape
Rape used to be a crime committed by a man against another man’s wife/daughter/sister/niece. Now, it’s considered to be a crime against a woman. No wonder reports of rape have risen. The definition of rape has changed so much it can even be applied to a man who coerces a woman he knows, into sex she doesn’t want. Rape in marriage was invented by feminists as recently as the 1990’s and can be cited as a case for divorce (see 1).

4: Trafficking for prostitution
Before women in the West had as many choices as they do now (which men kindly gave them without a single complaint), trafficking was rare. Now, because of feminism, women have to be coaxed into the sex industry. If that doesn’t work, they need to be forced into it, from poorer countries if needs be. Trafficking young women to meet the sexual demands of men would not exist if feminism hadn’t convinced many women that they were human beings.

5: Paedophilia
Feminists invented child sex-abuse by bringing it into the public consciousness. If it is on the increase, it’s because children aren’t as uppity as women corrupted by feminism. Feminists are also to blame for mothers being wary of strangers, which leads to child obesity.

6: Obesity
See 5.

7: Strain on NHS funds
Women have different bodily functions from men, which were pretty much ignored until feminism. Now, breast cancer screenings, pap smears and childbirth facilities are using up much of the public’s hard-earned cash, which could be going to none of those things. (Also, see 6.)

8: Teenage violence
Teenage behaviour is attributed to parental structure, and has nothing to do with wider culture. If the father is present, it is up to the mother to guide him as a parent. If the father is not present, it is up to the mother to bear all responsibility for every single thing that affects her child’s life. A feminist woman will expect a present father to interact with his son in a non-aggressive manner, which will lead to that son being bullied. It is also the fault of feminism to expect a non-present father to contribute anything at all. Feminism and single mothers are to blame for feminising boys to such an extent that they are called ‘faggots’ and get stabbed. Feminists are also to blame for encouraging war-games and introducing gun crime to the UK, although this is controversial and has yet to be proved.

9: Abortion
Since the appropriate stigma was removed from unmarried women who got themselves pregnant, many are open about their condition and some even seek advice from reputable medical establishments if they don’t want to go through with naturally painful childbirth. Feminism has even made this legal in some places. If a woman is pregnant it is her duty to bring forth life, whether she wants to or not. If the woman’s circumstances are due to rape, it is because feminists invented rape in the first place. (See 3.)

10: Single-parent families
(See 8 & 9)
Where the single parent is a father, this is an unfortunate by-product of feminism but also a man to be congratulated and treated like a hero.


Anonymous stormy said...

And nice to be reminded how powerful feminists really are!

see Feminist Conspiracy Theory

4:06 PM  
Blogger Arantxa said...

I think some of the things that feminism supposedly is to blame for are good things, e.g. divorce. Ideally women wouldn't have to get married in the first place.

6:48 PM  
Anonymous Holly said...

This is hilarious. Yep, when women aren't doing exactly what men tell them to we must blame the evil feminists!

11:43 AM  

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