What feminism is really all about

Sometimes I wear no make-up, and sometimes I wear lots of it, I grew out my leg hair then I shaved it off again, I like wearing skirts, I don't like anal sex but I do like being submissive and occasionally I like being dominant, I am not a vegetarian, I love fish-net hold-ups, I hate glitter, I can't dance, I think pole-dancing is ridiculous, I love flirting with men and women, I've just taken up knitting, I'm very lazy, I smoke and drink lots and enjoy it, I hate night clubs, I tend to stay out of "blog wars", I'm not mad about chocolate but I like the dark stuff, I'm always starting things I don't finish, I own a pair of red leather gloves, I'm bisexual, I can take or leave flowers, I enjoy being manually stimulated but I don't particularly like cunnilingus, I am slim and I weigh myself (8 1/2 stone at the moment), I like watching Deal or No Deal, I like my body, I have just dyed my hair red again, I like men who have an interesting dress sense, I love the "vamp" look and the "goth" look slightly less, I like Tori Amos, I, I, I, I, I............................................................................and anyone who has different opinions and tastes to mine hates me and is a big fat meanie, because feminism is all about meeeeeeeeeeeee! Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(For anyone who doesn't know why I posted this...don't worry about it :) )